Just for shits 'n giggles, here are a few prime examples of idiots who say something then try to play it off by pretending they meant something entirely different. It's like: 'Hey, maybe if I'm subtle, I can say I meant something else when this doesn't go my way. Yeah, I meant something TOTALLY different than the way you took it. Yeah, that's it!'

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From: MICKSTEEL

I think we should play sometime.

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From: Christine

I think we shouldn't.

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From: MICKSTEEL

Gee that was sweet.

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From: Christine

What the fuck do you expect? I don't know you, I don't want to know you and I find it just a little bit insulting that you assume I'd want to 'play' with someone I don't even know. Nice introduction fucker.

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From: MICKSTEEL

I guess that depends on how you quantify "play". You took it as you thought of it. That is kind of telling don't you think. My guess is you're a dirty old hasbeen and that's why you are so pleasant. And by the way thats a nice mouth you got there trucker. Enjoy your reality sweety. You created it. Ta Ta

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From: Christine

Don't play it off like you're some kind of innocent guy who just wants to get together and play in the fucking sandbox on a nice sunny Sunday. Please. I know your type and I'm not interested.

Learn a few manners & how to approach people with some respect if you expect positive responses to your playboy introductions.

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From: MICKSTEEL

I bet you do pee in the pool. I bet you shit the bed too don't you. Can you even count how many cocks you have sucked on. Probably not for two reasons. The number is huge and you cant count. Its fun verbaly flogging the bitchy and ignorant. Let me know when you have had enough.

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From: Christine

Why don't you go back to looking around for whores online who want to play with you? Try one of those adult sites - maybe you'll have better luck that way. But then you always have your hand, don't you?

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From: MICKSTEEL

Have a great day Christine.
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From: Samson
Date: Apr 18, 2007 10:06 PM

Ok i try to avoid people that i dont know on these things but damn. Came across you in a friends profile, just couldnt leave without telling u ur a cutie. Im in Mexico for a soccer game this week but i broke my leg in yesterdays pratice......lets just say ur pics came in handy

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From: Christine
Date: Apr 18, 2007 10:11 PM

Go jack off to some real porn and don't bother me again.

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From: Samson
Date: Apr 18, 2007 10:13 PM

OHHHHH PLEASE. Look i never said i jerked off to your pics. Jesus Christ ur not that hot

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From: Christine
Date: Apr 18, 2007 10:15 PM

Good, I'm glad to know that. Now seriously, go back and read your email and then tell me what I was supposed to think.

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From: Samson
Date: Apr 18, 2007 10:17 PM

UNNNN nothing wrong with it sweety. U know u take it easy and have a nice night. If u think everyone looks at u like a peice of hot tight ass thats ur problem

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From: Christine
Date: Apr 18, 2007 10:50 PM

Actually, I've had quite a few guys tell me they jack off to my pictures. You can confuse that with conceit if you want to, but it's just been my experience.

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From: Samson
Date: Apr 18, 2007 10:53 PM

well dont worry. ur not really jack off material in my opinion

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From: Christine
Date: Apr 18, 2007 10:55 PM

Well again, that's great to know.

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Am I nuts? I don't know why else my photos would 'come in handy', especially after seeing this photo he posted of himself. haha