MattyAPV: you did? are you ok?? :)
NetCritter: yes, but i lost you're first IM, could you please resend it?
MattyAPV: what IM?
NetCritter: the first part of the message before i got booted off line?
MattyAPV: I just asked if that was bad? :(
NetCritter: i missed that ?
NetCritter: could you copy the im and send it email?
NetCritter: i was only kidding
NetCritter: but could you copy the im and mail it?
MattyAPV: you did?....... :) hee hee... you are tooo cute.. : )
NetCritter: ya think?
MattyAPV: yeah... :) well...you owe me a pic... :)
NetCritter: ok, hang on, thats what hung up the sys . send me the Im while im sending my pic, k?
MattyAPV: what IM?
NetCritter: IM=Instant message
NetCritter: this one
MattyAPV: what one? I am really confused.... :)
MattyAPV: wow...you are pretty...how tall are you? :)
NetCritter: ok, this message we're chatting in, highlight it and copy it, then paste it into a new mail
MattyAPV: why? :
NetCritter: cause i dont have it anymore, i got the boot remember?
MattyAPV: ohh...I see... :)
MattyAPV: you have mail... :)
MattyAPV: you are really pretty....what did you think of me?
NetCritter: ok
NetCritter: you're pretty cute
MattyAPV: yeah? cool... :)
MattyAPV: how tall are you? :)
NetCritter: thanks for the mail, I'm 5 7
MattyAPV: cool... :)
MattyAPV: soo.....tell me more about yourself... :)
NetCritter: what would you like to know
MattyAPV: anything you would like to share..
NetCritter: specifically, im not very good at this stuff.
MattyAPV: what stuff?
NetCritter: at describing myself
MattyAPV: I see... :) ok... :)
MattyAPV: well....what do you want to talk about... :)
NetCritter: pick a subject
MattyAPV: you pick.. :)
MattyAPV: my mind is in bad places...right now... :)
NetCritter: naww,, Im a bit too toasted to pick
MattyAPV: you are toasted? drunk? me too.. :) :)
NetCritter: well, i dont drink often but tonight i did
MattyAPV: yeah....why is that? :)
NetCritter: i felt like it, i think i needed it
MattyAPV: cool....that is good for you... :) I am glad.. :)
MattyAPV: can I ask you a question ...and you promise...not to get mad at me.. :)
NetCritter: sure, ask away
NetCritter: you there yet?
ykedDru: now its you getting the boot!
MattyAPV: yeah... :) what was your answer.. :)
NetCritter: what was the question? you booted before i got it
MattyAPV: gosh...again...booted..are you there? :(
NetCritter: im here
MattyAPV: ok....are you ready for the ?? :)
MattyAPV: are you there? :(
MattyAPV: hello? :(
NetCritter: im here, ask
MattyAPV: are you horny...at all...right now...
NetCritter: oh gawd yes, im glad you finally asked!!
MattyAPV: wow...awesome...I am soo horny....also....
MattyAPV: have you ever talked on the phone...sexually...
NetCritter: no i havent
MattyAPV: would you like to...it is really erotic.....
NetCritter: well, im kinda online right now
MattyAPV: I know....but...you can talk to me...on the phone....I promise you will enjoy it.....do you like kissing?
NetCritter: hey, now dont tell me you can kiss over the phone!
MattyAPV: well...I can tell you how I kiss....and it is awesome...
MattyAPV: please let me show you....
NetCritter: sure, tell me!
MattyAPV: I would love to tell you on the phone...though....I promise....it is soo incredible..on the phone.....please trust me...
NetCritter: well, you know, i only do phonesex on the weekends and its 3.00 a minute
MattyAPV: yeah? really? well...that is worth it for you.... :)
MattyAPV: do you want me to pay by American Express... :)
NetCritter: or Visa
MattyAPV: what are you wearing...right now...if you don't mind me asking...
NetCritter: really, whatever you have is fine by me, but i only have credit card approval fri-sun
NetCritter: im wearing a t shirt
MattyAPV: is that it?
NetCritter: yeah
MattyAPV: wow...that is really turning me on....
NetCritter: how?
MattyAPV: I am getting hard.....is that bad?
MattyAPV: are you turned on?
NetCritter: well not really
NetCritter: t shirts dont turn me on
MattyAPV: what would turn you on? right now ....
NetCritter: hmmm, maybe some more alcohol
MattyAPV: sounds nice....please let me call you....or you can call me...I would love to hear your voice...
NetCritter: i really dont like the idea of phone sex when im not on the clock
MattyAPV: please...I want to hear your voice...I want you to hear my voice.
MattyAPV: please....
NetCritter: nooooooooo
MattyAPV: ohhh....why not...you are horny right?? :)
NetCritter: well sure i am but i dont do phone sex with strangers on the first date
MattyAPV: ohhh....please....I am really hard....and I would love to hear you voice...I would love to tell you how much I want to kiss you...
NetCritter: well cant you just type it?
MattyAPV: ok....deal?? if I start typing...and you like....we can talk on the phone...ok? :)
NetCritter: well i only have one phone line and im still online
MattyAPV: would you get off....to talk to me....if you like?
NetCritter: well no, im busy doing stuff
MattyAPV: like what? :(
NetCritter: well do you think i came on line for phone sex?
NetCritter: you must be outta your mind
MattyAPV: :( bummer.....I am sorry... I just thought you were horny...and I thought that we could be good together...
NetCritter: what gave you that idea?
NetCritter: cause you were hard and i was here?
MattyAPV: I just thought that you were really pretty....and that we could we be good together.....
MattyAPV: no....that is not it at all...
NetCritter: oh, so you want the human touch do you??
MattyAPV: yeah.....I guess.... :( is that bad?
NetCritter: well you might have better luck connecting with a drunk slut at a bar
MattyAPV: :( I am sorry you think that...
MattyAPV: it is not true...