Fatpusy: HI
Fatpusy: wanna cyber
Fatpusy: Hello are you there christy?
NetCritter: youre an asshole, arent you troy
Fatpusy: ha ha ha
Fatpusy: how do you like the new screen name
NetCritter: its you baby!
NetCritter: you're up to something arent you??
Fatpusy: no i had to come up with a name to mess with my brother
NetCritter: did he cyber with you?
Fatpusy: no didn't respond i thought he would seeing this name
Fatpusy: i can't believe it let me make this name
NetCritter: I had "shit" in my profile and when i came back the next day, i had no profile!
Fatpusy: what happened to it
NetCritter: it was deleted cause I used the word "shit" in it
Fatpusy: oh really
Fatpusy: what did you put in it
NetCritter: i had "Ohhhhhhh Shit" as my quote
Fatpusy: wow..do you think they will delete this one
NetCritter: hey, IM this SimonSayzz and give him a hard time, ok? His name is Michael
NetCritter: no, but you might get a tos if you go into certain rooms with it
Fatpusy: who is this guy
Fatpusy: is it cool to mess with him
NetCritter: oh yeah, michael is NOT a friend, just some dork who IM'd me outta the blue now wanting a pic
NetCritter: ill send him a picture of Kylie, she's cute
Fatpusy: i just im him
Fatpusy: so are you
NetCritter: what did you say to him?

Fatpusy: hello SimonSayzz: hello Fatpusy: how are u tonight SimonSayzz: im good SimonSayzz: who is this Fatpusy: this is christine SimonSayzz: christine who Fatpusy: Now don't you worry

NetCritter: Hey, using my name ¶:Þ Fatpusy: kinda NetCritter: cool! i just sent him kylies pic, shes a cute blonde NetCritter: ill send the pic to you and you can send it to him too

Fatpusy: how old are you Mike SimonSayzz: old Fatpusy: yeah could you be a little more explicit SimonSayzz: 25 or so Fatpusy: young huh SimonSayzz: who me? Fatpusy: yeah you.... are you alone tonight

Fatpusy: ah right Fatpusy: that is going to be cool Fatpusy: when is it comming NetCritter: just a second, work him up a little, he likes kylie NetCritter: i think this guy is a fag NetCritter: hang on and ill send it to you NetCritter: hes the dark haired one

SimonSayzz: yup Fatpusy: what do you look like SimonSayzz: i look good Fatpusy: well what are you doing Fatpusy: yeah how good SimonSayzz: very SimonSayzz: you got my name how? Fatpusy: i was going through the member directory SimonSayzz: sure ya were Fatpusy: you looked like a cool guy SimonSayzz: ohh i see SimonSayzz: you got a pic? Fatpusy: you have not told me how you look Fatpusy: i want to make sure before i send it to you that you are worth my time

NetCritter: what does that mean? Fatpusy: he is a fag NetCritter: toldja

SimonSayzz: i think we both know what i look like allready Fatpusy: huh SimonSayzz: so you are fat? Fatpusy: no I just have a fat dick

NetCritter: hehehehe NetCritter: hes not talking to me anymore, did you send him kylies pic? Fatpusy: yes NetCritter: ok

SimonSayzz: your a guy? SimonSayzz: gross SimonSayzz: go away Fatpusy: not yet Fatpusy: I'm a transvestite SimonSayzz: lol oh ok

NetCritter: heheheh Fatpusy: ha ha ha

Fatpusy: been a long time SimonSayzz: go away man Fatpusy: ah right then if you don't even want to talk to me SimonSayzz: cool, bye Fatpusy: if i was a man would I have a screen name like i do Come on Mike

NetCritter: this is cracking me up!! Fatpusy: Is he a fag Fatpusy: or what Fatpusy: i don't know Fatpusy: he don't want a guy Fatpusy: ha ha NetCritter: did you see his pic? Fatpusy: yes he was with a man

SimonSayzz: who are you Fatpusy: I told you my name was christine SimonSayzz: you didnt get my name from member directory Fatpusy: i did a search on single men Fatpusy: and you and many others came up

NetCritter: tell him that you got his name from the bathroom wall in the transvestite room

Fatpusy: i thought you sound cool, but i guess not SimonSayzz: send me a pic

Fatpusy: he wants the pic now Fatpusy: should i send it now NetCritter: sure NetCritter: im being very blonde with him right now NetCritter: change the name first Fatpusy: i did to christine NetCritter: cool Fatpusy: ha ha ha Fatpusy: sent to him lets see what he says now NetCritter: hehehe Fatpusy: he is looking at it now Fatpusy: oh boy chris ha ha ha NetCritter: you mean hes shitting his pants about now

(At this point, I told Simon that it sounded like someone hacked into his email) SimonSayzz: how did you do that Fatpusy: do what?

Fatpusy: LMAO Fatpusy: i gotta run got to go to my girlfriends house NetCritter: ok, thanks for the laugh!

SimonSayzz: send me that pic again Fatpusy: send it to you again Fatpusy: why?

Fatpusy: he wants me to send it to him again NetCritter: cause hes an idiot

SimonSayzz: how did you get in my mail Fatpusy: i didn't get in to your mail Fatpusy: i just sent you the mail Fatpusy: well you seem to be un cool Fatpusy: not to brite Fatpusy: how the heck can I get in to your mail

NetCritter: thats too damn funny NetCritter: your a master hack Fatpusy: yeah right Fatpusy: well you have it right NetCritter: wait, thats a master*bator*

NetCritter: SimonSayzz: ok whats going on here (Hmm, he caught on!)

Fatpusy: ha ha ha Fatpusy: he wants the pic again NetCritter: I know! haha send that pic again

Fatpusy: look Mike i think you are wierd SimonSayzz: whatever

NetCritter: Troy, thats too funny! Fatpusy: i know has been a long time since we did something like this NetCritter: too fucking long! NetCritter: ok, take care Fatpusy: you too