CeaMoney: Hello?
NetCritter: Hello?
CeaMoney: How are you?
NetCritter: I'm doing well
CeaMoney: Whaer do you live?
NetCritter: Salt Lake
CeaMoney: how old are you?
NetCritter: 30
CeaMoney: Are you married?
NetCritter: not anymore
CeaMoney: What do look like?
NetCritter: what do you look like?
CeaMoney: You first?
NetCritter: why do you ask?
CeaMoney: Curious?
NetCritter: What? You don't want to chat if I'm ugly?
CeaMoney: Why uou ugly?
NetCritter: does it matter?
CeaMoney: You are?
NetCritter: Define ugly
CeaMoney: Fat?
NetCritter: what do you consider fat?
CeaMoney: Over 135
NetCritter: unless you're really tall of course, then that would be consider "bean pole"
CeaMoney: How much do you weigh?
NetCritter: Not sure
CeaMoney: Are you fat?
NetCritter: no
CeaMoney: Do you have a pic?
NetCritter: lots
CeaMoney: Send one?
NetCritter: why?
NetCritter: what do I get?
CeaMoney: If your fine a date?
NetCritter: With who?
CeaMoney: Me.
NetCritter: What do you look like?
NetCritter: Maybe I wont want one?
CeaMoney: 6'0-170
NetCritter: Kinda skinny aren't ya?
CeaMoney: no.
CeaMoney: Why you're fat?
NetCritter: I already told you no
CeaMoney: Send your pic?
NetCritter: Send yours first
NetCritter: Since you asked first and all
CeaMoney: You first?
NetCritter: I dont have a problem sending mine, but I have too many people tell after that they dont have one after all, (and no, it's not because I'm ugly)
CeaMoney: Send It?
NetCritter: you first bud
CeaMoney: are you fat?
NetCritter: how many times are you going to ask that? my answer is still the same
NetCritter: i cant gain weight THAT fast
NetCritter: You live in Provo? You're not a returned missionary are you?
CeaMoney: We vhave a stale meat
CeaMoney: Fuck no?
NetCritter: well thats refreshing
CeaMoney: I hate the fucking church right now?
CeaMoney: Are you prude?
NetCritter: just right now huh?
NetCritter: prude? fuck no
CeaMoney: Send your pic m,aybe we'll hook up?
NetCritter: do you have one?
CeaMoney: No, but I;m fine Ipromise?
CeaMoney: I want to meet you?
NetCritter: i don't believe you
CeaMoney: Call me and hear my voice then?
NetCritter: no
NetCritter: i cant call when i'm online
CeaMoney: Being a bitch now are we?
CeaMoney: I would rock you?
NetCritter: what in the fuck makes you think i should WANT to call you?
NetCritter: what in the fuck makes you think I DONT get rocked?
NetCritter: YOU im'd ME, remember?
CeaMoney: I'm willing to fuck you hard and eat your cunt If your cute and smell good down their>
NetCritter: Maybe I already have someone who does that for me?
CeaMoney: Send your pic baby?
NetCritter: Not if you don't have one
CeaMoney: Maybe, I'm better?
NetCritter: They all think so...
CeaMoney: Your fucking loss
NetCritter: Nope, yours.
CeaMoney: sEND YOUR PIC, PLEASE?
NetCritter: Why? So you have something to fantasize about tonight?
CeaMoney: wHAT'S YOUR NAME?
NetCritter: I thought you read my profile?
CeaMoney: iT DOSN'T SAY WAHT YOU LOOK LIKE
CeaMoney: lOOKS AREN'T EVERYTHING
CeaMoney: PC CRASH
CeaMoney: WEB DEVELOPER?
NetCritter: yes
CeaMoney: wHAT'S YOUR FUCKIN DEAL WHY ALL THE GASMES i JUST WAN TO MEET SOMEONE COOL THAT LOVE TO FUCK THES OPROVO GIRL EAT SHIT/
NetCritter: you're not making sense anymore
CeaMoney: yOU WONT SEND YOUR PIC THA'T S WHY IM MAD?
NetCritter: you type badly when you're mad?
NetCritter: and "shouting" at me wont get you any favors either
NetCritter: I really hope you get lucky.
CeaMoney: It could be with you?
NetCritter: It's doubtful
NetCritter: You just acted like a 5 year old, I like my men at least 21
CeaMoney: I'm 28 babe?
NetCritter: Well you don't seem like it
CeaMoney: Sorry, but you upset me by not sending your picture>
NetCritter: Why? You don't have one so why pitch a fit?
CeaMoney: Good night
NetCritter: You could be Quazimodo for all I konw
CeaMoney: Your fucking blind?
NetCritter: You couldn't get that lucky
CeaMoney: You act like the girls In provo?
NetCritter: Trust me, I don't. I work out that way and I know EXACTLY how those BYU bitches act.
CeaMoney: Then be cool?
NetCritter: I'm way cool
CeaMoney: Act like It then come fuck me tonight?
NetCritter: That's what you consider cool?
NetCritter: Maybe the girls in Provo aren't so bad after all...
CeaMoney: Send your pic that would be cool?
NetCritter: MAYBE, it's you
CeaMoney: It's them?
NetCritter: So you get to see me, but I still don't get to see you?
NetCritter: That's hardly fair
CeaMoney: I just want to have a sexual relation all thes bitches are stupid?
NetCritter: My hell, have you ever been laid? You seem kinda desperate?
CeaMoney: I've been without too long?
NetCritter: And I gotta wonder why
CeaMoney: Fuck give a little?
NetCritter: I thought I was
NetCritter: Giving you a little shit that is
CeaMoney: bye
NetCritter: No sense of humor
NetCritter: It's a good thing, you couldn't handle me in person
CeaMoney: Try me?
NetCritter: You don't seem to have the staying power
CeaMoney: Come find out?
NetCritter: I'm not driving all the freakin way to Provo, I make that drive 5 days a week
CeaMoney: cOME OVER AFTER WORK AND i'LL EAT THAT CUNT REAL GOOD?
NetCritter: What? You're telling me that you don't have a car either?
NetCritter: shit, no pic no car
CeaMoney: 99 corolla
NetCritter: Just too lazy to drive
CeaMoney: Send your pic and I'll drive If you call me first to confirm
NetCritter: What if you get here and I think you're a dog?
CeaMoney: Then I'll leave, but I am very finre Ibve been told I can have anyonre?
NetCritter: Then why don't you?
CeaMoney: Send your pic ohj girls in provo eat shit
NetCritter: I might. What do you look like?
CeaMoney: 6'0-170
NetCritter: that don't tell me much
CeaMoney: brown hair brown eyes short hair
CeaMoney: I'm logging of your immpossible?
NetCritter: flogging?
CeaMoney: Signing off
NetCritter: Fuck, I ask for your description and you have a cow. But you want my pic AND sex. Whatever.
CeaMoney: You've ovoide me all night dsend the fuckin pic
CeaMoney: Do you want dick?
NetCritter: Did I ever say I want dick?
CeaMoney: Good fuckin night
NetCritter: What in the fuck makes you think I have to come online to get men?

There was more to the IM, but all he said was "Send, send, send".

Next...

CeaMoney: Net critter
NetCritter: What do you want Chase?
CeaMoney: You I wnat you
NetCritter: I thought you were signing off Cea.
NetCritter: How does it feel to want?
CeaMoney: good/baby
NetCritter: Well enjoy that feeling.

Next...

NetCritter: hey, did you ever get a pic?
CeaMoney: Who's this
NetCritter: long term memory a little damaged? ; )
CeaMoney: What's your name where do you live?
NetCritter: never mind.
CeaMoney: Wait!
NetCritter: for what?
CeaMoney: i'VE BEEN VERY BUSY LATELY SO i HAVE'NT BEEN ONLIBNE IN A WHUILKE
NetCritter: then i take that as a no.
CeaMoney: Why are yopu beoing mean
NetCritter: mean? you call this mean?
CeaMoney: Whats your nasme
NetCritter: Chris
CeaMoney: Your a guy
CeaMoney: I'm not gay
CeaMoney: sorry
NetCritter: no. christine you dork.
CeaMoney: send yor pic
NetCritter: since you don't seem to have one, the answer is still no.
CeaMoney: your loss Ill be very wealthy very soon good bye and good liuck
NetCritter: like i care about money.
CeaMoney: most girls do1 besides your playing games I'm too old for games!
NetCritter: i'm not playing games. i just asked if you had a picture yet.
CeaMoney: I don't, but I have lot's of pictures at my house. I get to stay single and lonely because women are so dumb and blind!
NetCritter: well since you think i'm dumb and blind then maybe you deserve to stay single.
NetCritter: you seem rather hostile anyway.
CeaMoney: Because women are so fucking fucked up
CeaMoney: I'm going to be a million aire , but It still dosen't matter
NetCritter: too bad you feel that way. stereotypes are a sad thing to have.
CeaMoney: Is that why you never called me you are such a waste
NetCritter: never called you? i never even had your number.
CeaMoney: 356 6157
NetCritter: you're not serious
CeaMoney: I am serious call me my name is chase
NetCritter: arent you in provo?
CeaMoney: yes
CeaMoney: but I'm worth It
CeaMoney: Trust me
NetCritter: well then i'll have to call tomorrow from work
CeaMoney: okay
CeaMoney: please send your pic
NetCritter: please? thats a new one for you. maybe i will.
CeaMoney: please
NetCritter: when do i get a pic of you? cant you get one scanned?
CeaMoney: Yes
NetCritter: when?
CeaMoney: Soon
CeaMoney: send me yours today please!
NetCritter: promise?
CeaMoney: Promiswe!
NetCritter: sent
CeaMoney: thank you
NetCritter: you're welcome. now i'll wait for yours : )
CeaMoney: Is that really you !
NetCritter: yes. from about 3 weeks ago.
CeaMoney: Do you have kids
NetCritter: yes, 1.
CeaMoney: Your fine
CeaMoney: boy or a girl
NetCritter: she was in that pic but i cropped her out before i sent it to you.
CeaMoney: I'l get a picture scanned tonight I like you!
NetCritter: thanks! i'm looking forward to getting it!
CeaMoney: How olds you girl
NetCritter: she's 9
CeaMoney: How old are you
NetCritter: 30
CeaMoney: I'm 28 and looking for a wife
CeaMoney: I'm god looking trust
NetCritter: why do you want to get married?
CeaMoney: I want to love some one every night maybe It could be you!
CeaMoney: I would give you alot of love!
NetCritter: you would? so why aren't you already married?
CeaMoney: Women In provo are dumb and won't marry me out side the temple I want a civil marriage
CeaMoney: I'm sorry I should'nt tell you this!
NetCritter: oh, the temple isn't for me either.
NetCritter: i'd spontaneously combust upon entry
CeaMoney: What do you mean!
NetCritter: it was a joke is all. directed to my un-worthiness.
CeaMoney: Can you come to provo to see me or are you afraid
NetCritter: maybe next week.
NetCritter: but ONLY if you send me a picture sweetie, you promised!
CeaMoney: I'll get one scanned tonight at kinkos I promise
CeaMoney: I want you
CeaMoney: Do you want me?
NetCritter: maybe. but we'll see how well you can keep a promise first. ok?
CeaMoney: I'll leave her to kinkos In ten minutes then I'll send It to youn tonight!
NetCritter: you would do that for me?
NetCritter: wow!
CeaMoney: Yes I'll do any thing for you!
NetCritter: then you just might be a keeper : )
CeaMoney: I'm sorry I don't mean to sound desperate!
CeaMoney: I just like you alot!
CeaMoney: christine I want you to be mine!
CeaMoney: Are you married already though!
CeaMoney: Hello!
NetCritter: no, i'm not married.
CeaMoney: Marry me then!
NetCritter: sorry, i am downloading and it's making me lag
CeaMoney: I'm going to kinkos now be expecting It laTER TONIGHT i HAVE YOUR NAME WRITTEN DOWM!
NetCritter: ok, i'll be looking for it!
CeaMoney: BYE BABY

Yes, Mr. Wonderful is back, (I IM'd him again ha ha). He proposed to my friend Maj too (with no help from me, I swear it), so we decided to mess with him a little. His "coousin In texas Justin" was actually Maj. I pasted a cheezy line of "CeaPoetry" ::shudder:: that he typed to Maj, into my IM to him to see how he'd react...

NetCritter: I can't believe that you asked me to marry you and you don't even remember who I am.
CeaMoney: Well, I'm sorry!
NetCritter: Sorry? How many women do you ask to marry you online?
CeaMoney: I realize your Interest In me Is very little!
NetCritter: And what makes you say that?
CeaMoney: I don't even know what you look like. You never have told me!
NetCritter: I sent you a picture of me and then you asked me to marry you.
NetCritter: You even went to kinkos and scanned a pic for me.
CeaMoney: Yes, and It took you forever to respond after that!
NetCritter: No, you gave me your phone number and you never called.
NetCritter: i tried calling you and i didnt get an answer
NetCritter: CeaMoney: 356 6157
CeaMoney: You never left a message. You don't care about me?
NetCritter: the phone only rang
NetCritter: i was going to accept your proposal too
CeaMoney: Really, did you like my pic?
NetCritter: oh yes, you're the most handsome man i've ever seen
CeaMoney: Then come to provo soon!
NetCritter: I would like to
CeaMoney: Your name Is?
NetCritter: Chris
NetCritter: But I think you're a player
CeaMoney: I'm not, I wanted you?
CeaMoney: You're playing games with me though!
NetCritter: yes you did. i still have our last conversation.
NetCritter: and when I im'd you again, you didnt even remember me. therefore i think you have lots of women online
CeaMoney: No, you took forever too resond two weeks to be exact!
NetCritter: No, I tried to call you and didn't get a hold of you (I never tried calling him.)
CeaMoney: How many times?
NetCritter: 3 over 4 days
NetCritter: I called the next day, the day after that, skipped one and tried the next. NO ANSWER. you must have given me a bogus number.
NetCritter: You just wanted my pic and once you got it you dogged me.
CeaMoney: No I didnt I'm here at 3566157
NetCritter: So if I call again tomorrow then I'll still get just a ringing phone?
CeaMoney: Call tonight!
NetCritter: i can't tonight, i only have one phone line and i'm still working.
NetCritter: i have a deadline i'm trying to meet by morning.
CeaMoney: Excuses, You hate me!
NetCritter: if i hate you so much then why have i been the one to im you the last 3 times? explain that one bucko!
NetCritter: You dont even have ME on YOUR buddy list!
CeaMoney: I don't know!
NetCritter: You dont know WHAT?
CeaMoney: Because you never call. I have an answering service!
NetCritter: well you'd better fire them then
CeaMoney: What!
NetCritter: I tried calling you 3 times!
CeaMoney: I want you!
NetCritter: do you even remember what i look like?
CeaMoney: You're so hot, you have a daughter!
NetCritter: yes i am and yes i do
CeaMoney: I want to marry you!
NetCritter: really?
CeaMoney: Yes, but you're not Interested!
NetCritter: i told you i was going to accept your proposal
CeaMoney: Then come see me soon, please!
NetCritter: can we go to vegas and get married? or do you want a big wedding?
CeaMoney: Vegas, but when are you going to be mine!
NetCritter: well how about i call you tomorrow and we go to Vegas as SOON as possible?
NetCritter: i want you Chase
CeaMoney: Yes, yes, yes!
CeaMoney: I want you chris!
NetCritter: I think I fell in love with you when you sent me your gorgeous picture
CeaMoney: I want you to be my wife!
NetCritter: can I put that you and I are engaged to be wed on my profile??? and you could do the same?
NetCritter: is that a NO baby?
CeaMoney: I want to see you first? In person!
NetCritter: so the profile is a NO? : ( I wanted to let the online world know!
CeaMoney: Why, you don't have Intentions to meet me!
NetCritter: of course I do!
NetCritter: but i dont think you're serious if you cant be as happy as i am
NetCritter: will you do it if i send you another picture of me?
CeaMoney: Yes!
NetCritter: do you promise baby? tonight?
NetCritter: I want the world to know that i'm going to be your wife and we're both happy about it
CeaMoney: Yes!
NetCritter: Ok, i'm sending you another picture! PROMISE me you'll let the world know?
CeaMoney: I want you very much!
NetCritter: Oh and I want you! You are soooo handsome : )
CeaMoney: I want you to be my wife!
NetCritter: I sent you another picture!
CeaMoney: You are so fine!
NetCritter: I'm changing my profile, will you now do the same Chase?
NetCritter: I'll put this: Engaged to CeaMoney : )
What will you put?
CeaMoney: You really want to be my wife?
NetCritter: More than anything!
CeaMoney: I'm so happy!
NetCritter: Why are your responses so slow? Are you talking with someone else?
CeaMoney: I just have to talk to my coousin In texas Justin!
CeaMoney: Sorry!
CeaMoney: He's cool!
NetCritter: So then what are you going to put on your profile lover?
CeaMoney: I want to make love to you tonight?
NetCritter: I'll let you have me completely when we are married.
NetCritter: And you seem to be evading the profile question Chase
CeaMoney: I want you to call me!
NetCritter: I promise I will call you tomorrow, IF you put how much you want me on your profile!
CeaMoney: I want to marry you as soon as possible!
NetCritter: You're making me sad Chase
CeaMoney: Why!
NetCritter: Because you're not answering my question : (
CeaMoney: Call me tonight baby!
NetCritter: That's not an answer. I told you when I'd call you and why I can not tonight.
NetCritter: I work on the internet and my deadline is by 8am. If I don't meet my deadline, I don't make my rent.
CeaMoney: Oh, I wish you were mine already!
NetCritter: Well as much as you seem to love me, it will never be. That makes me very sad.
NetCritter: i'm sorry, i'm not making much sense, i'm so upset now!
CeaMoney: Be what, you want me I want you?
NetCritter: but I'm willing to tell the world about us and you arent.
NetCritter: I can assume 2 things from that
NetCritter: 1: you dont love me, you're just a player
CeaMoney: You never have even seen me In person yet be patient?
NetCritter: 2: you have some other woman online who you dont want to see my name on your profile
CeaMoney: Bs, I want to marry you!
CeaMoney: That hurts bad, chris!
CeaMoney: Why?
NetCritter: I assume that she'd dump you if she saw another womans name on your profile?
NetCritter: I feel like such a fool
CeaMoney: Who?
NetCritter: Me, who else Chase.
CeaMoney: You love me?
NetCritter: It isn't obvious?
CeaMoney: Don't hurt me then please I'm willing to go to vegas with you to get married two weeks after we meet!
CeaMoney: I will marry you! I will then be off limits!
NetCritter: But you wont put me on your profile? That's not very fair.
CeaMoney: Isn't that what you want?
NetCritter: But until we're married? What then?
NetCritter: Who is she?
CeaMoney: You have the power to have me make your move?
NetCritter: How?
CeaMoney: I am willing to settle down with you?
CeaMoney: I am willing to do anything ?
CeaMoney: I am willing to make you mine forever?
NetCritter: but not to let the world know that you're willing to do so?
CeaMoney: I have the power let me In! Call me soon! You can If you want? I am so fucking lonely It hurts! I really Heave no desire to be like thjis anymore you fucked me over you expect me to settle right now when you never call or I've never seen you yet!@
NetCritter: How have I fucked you over Chase? You asked me to marry you, remember?? YOU are the one fucking ME over!
NetCritter: I feel cheap and used, thank you very much.
NetCritter: and I thought you were the man to make me feel alive again.
CeaMoney: I want to but you wont let me!
CeaMoney: God call me In the morning!
CeaMoney: It's up to you now!
NetCritter: no Chase, you're playing me. you wont even do something as simple as put me on your profile.
NetCritter: after you even ask me to be your wife.
CeaMoney: I know I want you!
NetCritter: you just want to fuck me but you dont even respect me.
CeaMoney: Yo call me first then meet me then I'll put It up You're the finest women alive I just don't want to scare anyone away If you're just playing me for a fucking fool!
NetCritter: would i send you my pic? would i try to call you? would i bother IM'ing you?
CeaMoney: Maybe? I've been hurt before In three weeks we could be married from now It's your casll!
NetCritter: no chase it was your call. you promised me you'd put me on your profile and now you're backing out. thanks for nothing baby.
NetCritter: its not even a big deal, just a small token of affection
NetCritter: but you wont even do that for me.
CeaMoney: So your breaking up! that hurts I want to marry you!
NetCritter: i guess i'll just find someone else
CeaMoney: No, please!
NetCritter: and i so wanted YOU
CeaMoney: Please?
NetCritter: what a shame. but i cant love a man who wont love me back.
CeaMoney: don't do that!
CeaMoney: I will love you! Chris, you're hurting me please stop!
NetCritter: i have no choice. i wont be played for a sucker by you or anyone!
CeaMoney: Pleae, I want you call me now I'll log off right now?
NetCritter: i ask one small thing from you, and i would reply in kind and you wont do it for me? you're selfish Chase and I'm very hurt by you.
CeaMoney: Chris, I love you!
NetCritter: do you even know what love is Chase?
CeaMoney: You can't expect me to scare every one of when you ahve no Intentions of calling or meeting me!
NetCritter: but i do chase, or rather i did.
CeaMoney: Sure!
CeaMoney: You're so fine It hurts I'd be the luckist man alive to have you as my wife!
NetCritter: i need a little trust too chase, or faith. you're impossible if you wont even make a small token of affection for me.
NetCritter: i havent been with a man in over 7 years and i was ready to let you be next, as my husband.
NetCritter: you disappoint me
CeaMoney: Yes, for you Ignoring mY e-mails for two weeks and not ever calling!
NetCritter: i only recieved one email from you with a picture on it
CeaMoney: You dissapointed me? show me you want me first!
NetCritter: i wanted to call you and tell you how much i adored you in person
NetCritter: i'm not one for relaying my feelings by email.
CeaMoney: I wanted to marry you and still do except I can't scare away a possible when you won't see me!
NetCritter: i told you i was willing to announce you as my fiance on my profile chase. that isnt proof?
NetCritter: do you know how many men want me online? and seeing your name on my profile would scare all of them off, wouldnt you think?
NetCritter: besides, i already added you to my profile.
NetCritter: i'm taking it off now
CeaMoney: Don't go !
NetCritter: and i NEVER said i wouldnt see you, i said i had no other choice but to call you tomorrow
NetCritter: i'm already falling behind schedule as it is. i never should have bothered with you!
CeaMoney: Call me please, then we will talk!
NetCritter: no chase. and i'm taking your name off of my profile.
CeaMoney: You gave up I knew It I was just talking to a guy friend and I lost you! See that's why I didn't do It!
NetCritter: i didnt give up, YOU didnt deliver baby
CeaMoney: No, you could've had me forever, but you let go so fucking easy you don't bekieve In working through anything Is whta you showed mw tonight
NetCritter: will you do it if i send you another picture of me?
CeaMoney: Yes! <~~You told me Yes that you'd put me on your profile. You lied to me already.
CeaMoney: You said you'd call, you lied already I still love you. Marriage Is work I want It, but you apparrently don't!
NetCritter: dont turn this around on me chase! i am the one initiating all of our conversations except for the first.
CeaMoney: You seem to give up so easy let go of your hurt. Let me be your husband!
NetCritter: i dont believe that you want me chase.
NetCritter: i need to know that im wanted, and more than just physically
CeaMoney: I want you I'll prove It come be with me!
CeaMoney: I need you chris!
CeaMoney: Chris , please!
CeaMoney: Talk to me!
CeaMoney: You are talking with another, Infact the three weks you did not call you were Engaged In sexual activity that hurts. It could've been me!
NetCritter: maybe i should talk to another! someone who would do little things to make me happy
NetCritter: i need a man who appreciates what i will do for him
CeaMoney: Is this how our marriage would be?
NetCritter: not someone who doesnt trust me.
CeaMoney: I don't want to live without you you're torchuring me stop!
NetCritter: you mean you're breaking your promise to me?
CeaMoney: No, you need to call me first!
NetCritter: you would probly be an adulterator
NetCritter: no, you want conditional love. forget it chase i dont have the time.
NetCritter: my heart is breaking from your callousness
CeaMoney: You are destroying me!
NetCritter: i havent lied to you or broken a promise.
NetCritter: i'm sorry, i was wrong believing you and i'm the fool here.
NetCritter: i'll leave you alone and don't expect a call from me tomorrow now.
CeaMoney: Yes, you have, you pushed me out!
NetCritter: you opened the door
CeaMoney: I think you're so fucking fine yet you throw me to the dogs?
NetCritter: CeaMoney: Stars shine like a radiant glowing love, that burns In me for you! The moon has our name written on It for the world to see?
NetCritter: what the hell?
NetCritter: liar
NetCritter: player
NetCritter: thief of hearts
NetCritter: that was my FRIEND you fuck!
CeaMoney: You're the one who started it, you never even cared for me!
NetCritter: oh i did plenty until you shit where you ate!
NetCritter: proposing to me AND my friend! you lousy piece of dog shit
NetCritter: you ever hear of the word HONESTY Chase?
NetCritter: you would do well to buy yourself a current edition of Websters Unabridged Dictionary
NetCritter: unless that little eye problem makes it hard for you to read?
CeaMoney: You all three enjoyed It weell, you're pure evil!
NetCritter: we enjoyed it after we found out what a desperate dickhead you are
NetCritter: proposing to 2 women and you call us evil? whatever that makes you, you sure do it well
CeaMoney: I did It to find the truth and I did you all three wer caught I had a strongf felling abotu you you're In need of some serious help!@
NetCritter: and if you ever thought that i'd have anything to do with a LOSER like you, you're wrong wrong wrong
NetCritter: you lie, you're dead busted you piece of shit.
CeaMoney: You are the loser you're In trouble as well?
NetCritter: i have it all down and ready for publication. i think i'll make a screen play of it...
NetCritter: oh i'm in trouble now am I? are you gonna tell my mommie?
CeaMoney: You did what you had to do It's done!
CeaMoney: I've learned something!
CeaMoney: Thank you! I'm still here right!
NetCritter: Dont you ever threaten me. you're a player and a liar and you deserved what you got.
NetCritter: i'm glad youre still here and i hope you enjoy your pathetic little existance
CeaMoney: No, I don't that's why I'm so suicidal! I've, done alot of things I deeplyreget can you help me to change?
NetCritter: what do I look like? a social worker?
CeaMoney: You have done what you needed to do! Can we start to heal or do I have to continue to suffer?
NetCritter: can WE start to heal? i'm no in need of healing buddy.
CeaMoney: I am!
CeaMoney: I've been hurting for a while?
NetCritter: so have you ever heard of 'psycho'-therapy?
NetCritter: prozac?
CeaMoney: I admitt I've been bad! I want to change!
NetCritter: well good for you. and good luck to you Chase.
NetCritter: you're just looking to get laid, i'm not going to help you there
CeaMoney: You know I want to thank you for this experience! It helped me want to be even better! I've done some shitty things!
NetCritter: and if i were to meet you in person, i'd probly find out that your some crazy psycho hatchet man. no thanks.
CeaMoney: No, I need real friends!
NetCritter: well you're doing a pretty lousy job of making them
CeaMoney: Listen Net I'm trulley sorry for the pain and the anguish that I've caused you!@ Please find It to forgive me!
NetCritter: I'll tell you something Chase, You're an asshole and your hostility towards women is very obvious. You pissed me the fuck off the first time you IM'd me, you were a total rotten P I G
CeaMoney: I know, and I'm, sorry!
CeaMoney: I just have been shit on many times, but shouldn't dish It out!
NetCritter: maybe youre hostile attitude is why you get shit on. ever think of that fella?
CeaMoney: That's terrible for me to make excuses!
CeaMoney: What can I do to change It!
NetCritter: you're so insincere.
CeaMoney: True, Help me be sincere!
NetCritter: you propose to me & Maj, get busted and want our help? get real.
NetCritter: what makes you think I care?
CeaMoney: That's you, and your friends!
CeaMoney: You cared enough to help me see that I'm rotten! That I need to do some serious soul searching!
NetCritter: nonono, i dont care about YOU, i only care that you were an asshole! i like to make assholes regret their assholery.
NetCritter: don't convince yourself that i care about you Chase, because i don't.
NetCritter: and your little victim routine isn't going to fly with me either.
CeaMoney: I care about making changes.
NetCritter: well good for you.
CeaMoney: Okay, good point!
NetCritter: cause the world needs one less asshole.
CeaMoney: I'll try to understand why you helping me change!
NetCritter: its men like you who give all men a bad name and turn women like myself into bitter old bitches.
CeaMoney: You want me dead, Like I thought from day one!
NetCritter: but dont flatter yourself and think you've done that to me. cause i dont care.
CeaMoney: I wish you'd help me understand!
NetCritter: no chase, i dont wish you dead. if i did i'd be sure to tell you but dont expect me to pity you and take you under my wing either.
CeaMoney: I blew It didn't I!
NetCritter: you've proven what an untrustworthy ass you are already.
CeaMoney: Big time, you both knew me before all this!
NetCritter: no, i've always known what an asshole you were.
NetCritter: you were an asshole to me the first night you IM'd me Chase.
CeaMoney: Can I make the change?
CeaMoney: Or am I a lost soul!
NetCritter: that decision is up to you
CeaMoney: I;m sorry for being suck a fucking loser! I want to be a winner!
CeaMoney: I really do!
NetCritter: yeah i'm sure you do
CeaMoney: Will I ever learn?
CeaMoney: I should just end the pain, know one likes me anyways!
CeaMoney: I've failed!
NetCritter: so go call the suicide hotline.
CeaMoney: I can't live like this anymore. I need recognition as a writer or I'll leave this cruel world behind!
NetCritter: i thought i told you not to play the victim for me
NetCritter: i'm not going to pity you. life is rough, get used to it.
CeaMoney: I wish I could just stand as who I really want to be. A creative, loving, person, to all man kind!
NetCritter: talk is cheap
CeaMoney: True, But know that I admire your courage!
CeaMoney: I'll write a story about this Expeirence! It changed my life!
NetCritter: gee, i have a fan. go figure...
CeaMoney: Sure!
NetCritter: i'm suddenly bored. good night.
CeaMoney: Good night!