Manhattn71: how old are you?
NetCritter: why do you ask?
Manhattn71: jsut wanted to know, before I head over to your sight
NetCritter: 30
Manhattn71: where do I go, on the sight, to see you live?
NetCritter: theres a pic there but its not live
Manhattn71: where?
NetCritter: follow a link
Manhattn71: which one, though?
NetCritter: either one, same pic
NetCritter: depends on your browser
Manhattn71: and which one is you?
NetCritter: its the same picture on both pages
NetCritter: both are me
Manhattn71: I am totally lost...which link do I click on your site to find your pic?
NetCritter: pick a link, they both work
Manhattn71: can i have a hyperlink to your site?
NetCritter: it's on the page.
Manhattn71: WHAT PAGE?
NetCritter: i thought you had my url already
Manhattn71: I am at www.wasatchsun.com
Manhattn71: well?
NetCritter: /webcam
Manhattn71: there we go, ok, sorry, took me a while to get there.
Manhattn71: is that you there, now?
NetCritter: no, that picture is from a few nights ago
Manhattn71: oh, amazing...amazing eyes!
Manhattn71: truly.
NetCritter: thanks
Manhattn71: so, is your camera on tonight?
NetCritter: no
Manhattn71: sent you my pic too
NetCritter: thanks
Manhattn71: where from?
NetCritter: utah
Manhattn71: morman?
NetCritter: no
Manhattn71: singer?
NetCritter: no
Manhattn71: Lake swimmer?
NetCritter: on occassion
Manhattn71: finally...something
Manhattn71: that's everything I know about Utah...
Manhattn71: except for the Jazz.
Manhattn71: can you take a picture of you now for me and send it over?
NetCritter: theres quite a bit more to utah. no, the cam isnt on.
Manhattn71: I'm sure there is...you've got the Osmonds too!
Manhattn71: do you have normal pics of you, where the lighting doesn't wash you out?
NetCritter: theres one on a different website
Manhattn71: what is the link?
NetCritter: members.aol.com/netcritter/photos.html
Manhattn71: www. and then that?
NetCritter: no
NetCritter: just members.aol.com/
Manhattn71: no matches found under "netcritter"
NetCritter: copy exactly what it typed and paste it.
Manhattn71: i get keyword not found.
NetCritter: its not a keyword.
Manhattn71: no, i jsut type it in the top there....and when it isn't a site.....
Manhattn71: it gives me this.
Manhattn71: God, this is so frustrating....it is saying that page doesn't exist!
NetCritter: hang on
Manhattn71: ok.
NetCritter: http://members.aol.com/netcritter/photos.html
Manhattn71: YAAY!
NetCritter: cool
Manhattn71: another cool pic.
Manhattn71: what's with the whole swearing off the naked thing?
NetCritter: got a problem with it?
NetCritter: i'm not a web whore
Manhattn71: no, it's jsut funny.
Manhattn71: LOL
NetCritter: ok then
Manhattn71: so it's not the getting naked in general that you swear off, jsut the onlnie crap?
NetCritter: exactly. but i'm not online to give anyone their jollies either.
Manhattn71: ok, good, comepletely agree and understand.....because I was gonna say...what a shame that would be.
Manhattn71: have you ever even been moist or wet with me?
NetCritter: lets not go there ok?
NetCritter: i have a page for morons and i'd hate to have to put you there
Manhattn71: sorry, I swear that was not for you! i swear...I didn't mean that
Manhattn71: that was for someone that is harasssing me...
NetCritter: who's harasing who?
Manhattn71: Long story short...I dated a girl for 2 weeks, and she didn't give me the time of day.....at all........
Manhattn71: and she is wondering why we didn't have sex and why i didn't try anything on her/.......
NetCritter: well i dont want to know about it.
Manhattn71: and I was telling her that I didn't think I was donig it for her so I never went beyond the petting stage, you know?
Manhattn71: that's all, nothing big.
Manhattn71: god, i just blew that first encounter, huh?
NetCritter: i'd say so, yes.
Manhattn71: I usually pretty good at that!
Manhattn71: so, is dinner out of the rhelm of possibility?
NetCritter: yep
Manhattn71: then sex MUST be out of the rhelm.
NetCritter: not even in the same galaxy bub
Manhattn71: I grovel well
NetCritter: i have no tolerance for grovelling men.
Manhattn71: you like dominant men, huh?
NetCritter: i'm not discussing my likes and dislikes with you.

A few days later...

Manhattn71: hey what's up?
NetCritter: hi, just doing some javascript
Manhattn71: what's that?
NetCritter: scripting language
Manhattn71: any chance i can get you on netmeeting otnight?
NetCritter: no
NetCritter: i don't like netmeeting
Manhattn71: which one do you use?
NetCritter: regular old netmeeting
Manhattn71: What?
NetCritter: you asked which one i use, that's the only one i have.
Manhattn71: no, I mean if you hate Netmmeting...which program do you like to use?
NetCritter: i avoid those conferencing programs. if i have the cam on then i just post to the web.
Manhattn71: is it on now?
NetCritter: no
Manhattn71: :(
Manhattn71: should I jsut take you off my buddy list...you seem not too interested in getting ot know me
NetCritter: you seem only interested in the webcam
Manhattn71: well, you ahven't exactly run off other things to talk about...
NetCritter: cause you seem so fixated on that damned netmeeting.
Manhattn71: and you seem so fixated on showing me that you are not interested in talknig to me
NetCritter: have you given me any reason to be so inclined?
Manhattn71: I jsut want to see more of you...is that so wrong?
NetCritter: why do you need to see more of me?
Manhattn71: violins in the backround...tears strolling down my face...
Manhattn71: because I thought you were cute...
Manhattn71: what is that not normal?
NetCritter: do you know how many guys seem to think that i should show them more just because they ask?
Manhattn71: uhm...let me see...probably...ALL of THEM?
NetCritter: not all but a damned lot
NetCritter: and netmeeting, cuseeme etc etc
Manhattn71: so, whatdo you expect...you're pretty and you are showing some, so it's liek a tease...
NetCritter: showing some what? my face?
NetCritter: how about if i point it to the tv? is that better?
Manhattn71: no, i want to see YOU>
NetCritter: but you can see me on the page. at least as much as i'm willing to share.
Manhattn71: but it's obviously more exciting when it is live....
NetCritter: i work on line, i dont have time to play with netmeeting and stuff and if i turn on the cam its only when the distraction doesnt interfere with my work
Manhattn71: watchnig you work can be really stimulating actually....
NetCritter: but i'm not here to stimulate you
Manhattn71: oh but that is where you are wrong young lady!
NetCritter: there are sites for doing just that, but mine isn't for that purpose.
NetCritter: so how do you think that i'm wrong?
Manhattn71: I''m just kidding, I jsut want to see you live.
NetCritter: well i'm not turning on netmeeting.
Manhattn71: can you snap a shot and send it to me at least?
NetCritter: no, cause then i'd have to turn the cam on and it was already on earlier.
Manhattn71: :(
NetCritter: besides, you still don't have a cam so that makes it unfair.
Manhattn71: I thought you weren't interested in that stuff anyway?
NetCritter: i don't recall saying that i was but usually when people use netmeeting, more than just one of them has a cam.
NetCritter: or what's the use?
Manhattn71: well, unless you're an exhibitionist....
NetCritter: which i am apparently not
Manhattn71: damn!
Manhattn71: I was banking on that
NetCritter: what? you haven't figured that out yet?
Manhattn71: humor, my dear...humor
NetCritter: yes i know it when i see it.
Manhattn71: you seem a little uptight....are you that way in real life or just online?
NetCritter: no, just when people want me to entertain them. online or off.
Manhattn71: well, there is definately so future in the clown business for you
NetCritter: i wouldn't ever want a job as a clown. i can't think of anything more horrendous.
Manhattn71: how about jumping on a bicycle with no seat?
Manhattn71: or, sliding down a razor blade into a pool of lemon juice...
NetCritter: i don't think so.
Manhattn71: so...are you married?
NetCritter: what are you? twisted?
Manhattn71: slightly bent, but not twisted...
NetCritter: hmmm, i'm beginning to wonder about that.
Manhattn71: so married?
Manhattn71: single?
Manhattn71: sexually active?
NetCritter: why?
Manhattn71: are you gonna ask why after every question I ask?
NetCritter: if it's that kind of a question, yes. that's rather personal especially the last one.
Manhattn71: ok...bye.
NetCritter: i don't use my online time as a dating service.
Manhattn71: I'm not interested in dating you!
NetCritter: whatever you want to call it then.
Manhattn71: bye.
NetCritter: don't message me again.

And the next day...

Manhattn71: hey, gonna let me see you today?
NetCritter: after i told you not to IM me again, what do you think?
NetCritter: and i'd appreciate it if you took me off your buddy list too.
Manhattn71: Not a chance!
NetCritter: then i'll just buddy-block ya, how's that sound?
Manhattn71: great...I'll be tougher to find you, but ok....
NetCritter: and i'll add a password script to my web site so you cant bug me that way either.
Manhattn71: tha's ok, I never went there anyway.
NetCritter: i'm not surprised considering how much trouble you had clicking on the links.
Manhattn71: why won't you play with me?
NetCritter: why should I?
Manhattn71: because I have a cam now! and I am fun!
NetCritter: that doesn't make you fun, that makes you frighening
Manhattn71: oh yeah...I jguess by having a cam that makes me frightening....
Manhattn71: b/c all people with cams are freaks.
NetCritter: no, only some.