Utah MCSE: Hi there
Net Critter: hi, i'm at work and cant chat
Utah MCSE: I just wanted to ask a quesiton
Net Critter: can it wait? i'm leaving in a few minutes.
Utah MCSE: please just talk for a few minutes with me
Net Critter: like i said, i'm at work. it'll have to wait or ask someone else.
Utah MCSE: your rude
Net Critter: fuck off and dont bother me again.
Utah MCSE: go fuck urself you dike
Net Critter: just cause i wont go out with you makes me a dyke? piss off loser
Utah MCSE: i don't wanna go out with you, you're uglier than hell
Utah MCSE: i wanted to ask about web publishing
Net Critter: that makes sense, since you asked me out last time we chatted! And YOU'RE fucking rude for not letting me work. piss off.

Later...

Utah MCSE: will u talk now?
NetCritter: why should I?
Utah MCSE: cuz i have some computer questions
NetCritter: so, i was working earlier and you called me a dyke.
Utah MCSE: yeah cuz i wanted to talk to you and you were being rude
NetCritter: i dont get paid to help you with your computer issues buddy.
NetCritter: I told you I was working, that wasn't rude.
Utah MCSE: i don't have a computer problem, matter of fact i have more education in computers and get paid more than you
NetCritter: good for you. not that you'd know what i make or anything...
Utah MCSE: Do you use frontpage 2000?
NetCritter: but since you're asking for my help, don't start insulting my intelligence on that matter either.

Frontpage? What a fuckin retard!