LockLoad: so your still single huh?
NetCritter: still : )
LockLoad: are You dominant ?
LockLoad: i forget
NetCritter: why are you asking?
LockLoad: i need an older woman
NetCritter: you're in Indiana
LockLoad: Come to me you do computer stuff
LockLoad: you have money lol
NetCritter: no
LockLoad: just to visit?
NetCritter: no
LockLoad: ohh well, send me a ticket lol
LockLoad: i will be your house maid for the whole visit in exchange lol
NetCritter: nope.
LockLoad: awwwww come on
LockLoad: i will be a good boy =(
LockLoad: i will pay for half lol
LockLoad: and be your maid
LockLoad: hah
NetCritter: i don't think so.
LockLoad: You like young guys?
LockLoad: how old are you again?
LockLoad: wait a second i thought you are single
NetCritter: i'm 30
NetCritter: i am single
LockLoad: but involved?
LockLoad: ohh
LockLoad: am i too young?
NetCritter: how old are you? 19 still?
LockLoad: yeah
LockLoad: 20 in may
LockLoad: ohh i think your pic was HOT
NetCritter: what pic?
LockLoad: i dont know send again lol
NetCritter: i deleted a bunch of shit a few months ago
LockLoad: that sux
LockLoad: those were good pictures
LockLoad: Your cute you know that
NetCritter: thanks : ) i dont think i have your pic anymore either
LockLoad: ohh well, i cut my hair off
LockLoad: but you can have it again
LockLoad: u want it?
NetCritter: cool, thanks
LockLoad: Damn you used to look alot different
LockLoad: i just found u
LockLoad: lol
NetCritter: i cut my hair
LockLoad: there u go
LockLoad: yeah i think i like it better
NetCritter: really?
LockLoad: id like to see you in a nice black leather teddy lol
NetCritter: i don't think so!
LockLoad: yeah so you dont want to wear a leather teddy lol
NetCritter: uh, no
LockLoad: awww that sux
LockLoad: what about if i wore it lol
NetCritter: so you're one of "Those" huh?
LockLoad: What?
LockLoad: i did not say that
NetCritter: crossdressing guys
LockLoad: WHAT!@
LockLoad: i was kidding
NetCritter: well you offered to wear it
LockLoad: i was joking
NetCritter: i know
LockLoad: i really dont care i will wear whatever
LockLoad: doesn't matter
NetCritter: ok
LockLoad: no one should tell me what i can't wear
NetCritter: that's true
LockLoad: you have a problem with that?
LockLoad: you think its wrong?
NetCritter: i really don't care
LockLoad: thats cool
LockLoad: so i cna't get you interested in me huh? lol
LockLoad: yeah i mean hey i am young i can stay around longer then anyone your age lol
NetCritter: ya think? i might wear you out
LockLoad: nah
LockLoad: actually im a umm well, innocent boy
LockLoad: but i am very kinky
NetCritter: well i'm not into kinky
LockLoad: You dont lime handcuffs and whipcream?
NetCritter: definately not handcuffs
LockLoad: ohhh not even on me lol
NetCritter: nope
LockLoad: ohh well
LockLoad: see i figured an older woman would be more loyal
LockLoad: i have a prob with loyalty
NetCritter: loyal? how do you mean loyal?
LockLoad: like they all cheated on me
NetCritter: oh, well that happens.
LockLoad: im sick of it
LockLoad: broken heart

In comes Jon on this little conversation... He wanted to mess with the pest too.

Sikure: gotta think
NetCritter: k
Sikure: hehe damnit stop laggin i have good name

Jon's new screen name...

HelloArsehole: k
NetCritter: hahaha! i love it!
HelloArsehole: whats his name again
HelloArsehole: gonna have some fun
NetCritter: LockLoad
NetCritter: keep me posted!
HelloArsehole: hey baby
HelloArsehole: LockLoad: who is this?
HelloArsehole: your asshole
NetCritter: he's a retard
HelloArsehole: LockLoad: ohh gee thanks
HelloArsehole: you forgot to wipe again
NetCritter: hahaha
HelloArsehole: LockLoad: who is this
HelloArsehole: didnt we go over this
NetCritter: hehehe, he's fucking stupid! whining to me about having a broken heart.
HelloArsehole: LockLoad: well, either tell me who you are and talk or get lost
HelloArsehole: remember...you introduced me to your bed post lastnight
NetCritter: hahah!!
HelloArsehole: LockLoad: No.....sorry
HelloArsehole: sure...then ya licked it off
NetCritter: sick! you get em!
NetCritter: mention handcuffs or something, that ought to get his interest
HelloArsehole: LockLoad: go away
HelloArsehole: i can't im stuck to you...you know you have genital warts down here....i told you not to hang out with that old guy from the bar
NetCritter: omg, you're too fucking funny!
HelloArsehole: LockLoad: dont bother typing anymore im just minimizing the im
HelloArsehole: lock load...thats what you did when ya squeezed your cheeks over your dogs load
HelloArsehole: hehe im just typin 'ding' over and over again
NetCritter: hehehe
NetCritter: that's gotta be annoying!!
HelloArsehole: ill stop for a bit then hell think i gave up and close the im... then ill send him another nasty message

NetCritter: well, you're still young too.
LockLoad: well, i dont want that
LockLoad: i want commitment
NetCritter: commitment? i've had enough of that
LockLoad: Your 30 though dont You want to be with someone and not be lonely your whole life?
NetCritter: i'll think about that when i'm 50
NetCritter: i'm enjoying my life right now.
LockLoad: 50 ggezz
LockLoad: no one will be around anymore
NetCritter: then i wont have to worry about it
LockLoad: what do you do sleep around?
NetCritter: only on thursdays
LockLoad: haha with who
NetCritter: with whoever
LockLoad: seriously?

NetCritter: i should type ding or ding-a-ling
HelloArsehole: ask him how the guy from the bar was
HelloArsehole: i dont think hes smart enough to make the connection

NetCritter: no you ding-a-ling, not seriously
NetCritter: why? do you sleep around? pick up guys from bars?
NetCritter: take them home and hand cuff them while you're wearing womens lingerie?
LockLoad: NO!
LockLoad: i do NOT DO THAT
NetCritter: maybe while straddling the bed post?
LockLoad: i am a virgin =(
LockLoad: and i do not where womens lingerie
LockLoad: WHAT!
LockLoad: thanks alot

HelloArsehole: LockLoad: get a life
HelloArsehole: get laid
HelloArsehole: joo virgin whore
NetCritter: hehehe
NetCritter: i dont think he made the connection
HelloArsehole: he blocked me
HelloArsehole: brb gotta make new name
NetCritter: ok

NetCritter: well, you said you were kinky
LockLoad: Not like that!
LockLoad: i like women for one
NetCritter: well whats the difference? kinky is kinky
LockLoad: fine im not kinky
NetCritter: well I think you are
LockLoad: not like that
LockLoad: no way!
LockLoad: hey stop im sorry i talked nasty ok!
LockLoad: please forgive me
LockLoad: Well
NetCritter: well i dont like guys telling me what they'd like to see me in
LockLoad: alright!
LockLoad: im sorry
LockLoad: im a guy i have a penis ok!
LockLoad: i cna't help it
LockLoad: i am not a bad person though
NetCritter: oh so that's your excuse?
LockLoad: yes men are idiots
NetCritter: no, only some.
LockLoad: ohh k im sorry i didn't think i said anything overly offensive
NetCritter: OVERLY?
LockLoad: its like you said you could have said no
NetCritter: but i shouldnt have been put in a position to have to say anything
LockLoad: well, i just said id like to see you wear this i never said i was going to do anything or you had to nor did i say i wanted you nude
LockLoad: alright im sorry
LockLoad: i was wrong
NetCritter: and i dont recall saying yes
LockLoad: you didn't
NetCritter: you also asked about handcuffs and whipped cream
LockLoad: yes i asked if you liked it thats all
LockLoad: is that a sin?
NetCritter: so, that's kind of personal isn't it?
LockLoad: im sorry i thought you were cute ok
LockLoad: i was an idiot
LockLoad: i acted like a dumb ass male
NetCritter: oh, so if i'm cute it's ok to make sexual comments to me?

NetSchitter: hehe
NetCritter: great name : )
NetSchitter: yes
NetCritter: well only for you Jon ; )
NetSchitter: WTF it wont let me open a send im window
NetCritter: really?
NetSchitter: k i got it
NetCritter: cool
NetCritter: i should save all of these for the morons page : )
NetSchitter: hehe
NetSchitter: damn i shoulda saved the whole conversation
NetCritter: do i have most of it?
NetSchitter: yah

LockLoad: no
LockLoad: its not
LockLoad: i am sorry
LockLoad: i was wrong
LockLoad: i wont do it again
NetCritter: i'll hold you to that
LockLoad: ok good

NetSchitter: hey der cutie
NetSchitter: LockLoad: who is this
NetSchitter: joo want kinky
NetSchitter: lemme shit in your mouth
NetSchitter: LockLoad: YUCK!
NetSchitter: come on i ate corn tonight... it'll be crunchy

LockLoad: do you know who netschitter is
NetCritter: nope, cant say that i do
LockLoad: yeah its you
LockLoad: isn't it
NetCritter: no
NetCritter: well, maybe i do, but it isnt me
LockLoad: hw couldn't it be
NetCritter: cause i'm not NetSchitter
LockLoad: i didn't say to anyone that i was kinky
NetCritter: I'm NetCritter
LockLoad: yeah
NetCritter: besides, i'm too busy to send you more than 1 im
LockLoad: look im sorry i said i wouldn't do it again can you please call your team off and stop repeating what i say to peoeple?
NetCritter: why? it's too much fun
LockLoad: because i said i was sorry and i wont do it again
LockLoad: and it hurts my feelings
LockLoad: and i see now why you are mad
LockLoad: ok

NetSchitter: hehe
NetSchitter: blocked me again
NetCritter: i'll tell him your my boyfriend
NetSchitter: k =)

NetCritter: well it's my boyfriend and he's PISSED
LockLoad: you said you didn't have a bf
NetCritter: no i didnt, i said i was single
LockLoad: ohhh
LockLoad: well, look i wont bother you like that again ok!
LockLoad: what else do i need to say?
NetCritter: i hope not, cause he's really fucking PO'd
LockLoad: yeah well he can't do anything to me
NetCritter: unless of course he really wanted to
LockLoad: look i am done
LockLoad: there is nothing more to discuss
LockLoad: if you dont want to talk to me fine
LockLoad: obviously im not very cool for you
NetCritter: i'm like, over it.
LockLoad: and you dislike me
LockLoad: you got me so confused
LockLoad: i dont know whats going on anymore
LockLoad: you just got mad at me for talking about sex
NetCritter: well, only a little
LockLoad: a little you had 2 guys im me
LockLoad: and talk about fucking me in the ass and eatting shit
NetCritter: no, just 1
LockLoad: thats just plan YUCK
LockLoad: made me want to puke
LockLoad: 2 guys imed me
LockLoad: arsehole something and netschitter
NetCritter: oh, 2 did huh?
LockLoad: yeah
NetCritter: hmm, wonder who the other was then?
LockLoad: yeah well, so you do have a boyfriend?
NetCritter: must have been a random shitting
NetCritter: nothing serious.
LockLoad: you want me to come see you?
NetCritter: no thanks.
LockLoad: im so confused
LockLoad: you scared me
LockLoad: you made me feel like a harrasser
NetCritter: ok then
LockLoad: you scared the hell out of me ok
NetCritter: how?
LockLoad: im very open to who i am
LockLoad: and well, i talk about anything
LockLoad: i dont find it to be a big deal
LockLoad: and well, you did
LockLoad: you made me feel like you wanted to like hurt me in some way
NetCritter: really?
LockLoad: yes
NetCritter: oh, well i thought you'd have fun with it. my bad.
LockLoad: ohh im a shy boy ok
LockLoad: im sorry if i told you i was kinky
NetCritter: oh, yeah, i believe that
LockLoad: well... in some ways i am
LockLoad: in some im not
LockLoad: if i feel comfortable talking to someone
LockLoad: i blab everythting
LockLoad: but if i am not i am very scared
NetCritter: so you must have felt pretty comfy that first night
LockLoad: huh?
LockLoad: You just seem to be a nice female.
NetCritter: cause that first night you IM'd me you brought up the dominance thing, handcuffs etc.
NetCritter: and everytime since then
LockLoad: ok im sorry
LockLoad: i wont do it again
LockLoad: i have a problem
LockLoad: i need a shrink
LockLoad: im messed up
LockLoad: so what do you think of me really
NetCritter: you seem like a pervert
LockLoad: ohhh ok