Green4ever424: you fuck barbie?
DirtyBarbie:no, i just rip her head off and throw it at people...
Green4ever424: I meant you girl.
DirtyBarbie:me..? im no girl, baby...
Green4ever424: hermaphrodite?
Green4ever424: baby?
Green4ever424: you can't even buy alcohol.
DirtyBarbie:nope....im alllll man......and i got what you want, sweet thang...come on over, i'll make you scream...
Green4ever424: as long as it is punani.
DirtyBarbie:whatever you want, sweety....
Green4ever424: let's meet up tonight. it's a full moon.
DirtyBarbie:wanna take a walk on the wild side, do ya...?
Green4ever424: very much so. do you?
DirtyBarbie:sure baby....i got 8 inches here all for you, lover...
Green4ever424: you're a butt pirate arrrrhhhh. peace you fudge packer...
DirtyBarbie:aww, you know you want it baby...dont be shy...no ones gotta know...
DirtyBarbie:i can make you feel real good...

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QUICKSILVER902: age and sex
DirtyBarbie:profile.
QUICKSILVER902: do you want to talk
DirtyBarbie:why...?
QUICKSILVER902: do you want to cum
DirtyBarbie:you think you can make me...?
QUICKSILVER902: yea
QUICKSILVER902: r u alone
QUICKSILVER902: r u there
DirtyBarbie:yeah im here...
QUICKSILVER902: r u alone
DirtyBarbie:yeah...why....?
QUICKSILVER902: have you ever tried phone sex before
DirtyBarbie:whats that...?
QUICKSILVER902: u don't know what phone sex is
DirtyBarbie:who would want to have sex with a phone...?
QUICKSILVER902: i'll leave you alone
DirtyBarbie:are you that ugly that you have to have sexual encounters with inanimate objects...?
QUICKSILVER902: bye
DirtyBarbie:wow...must suck to be you.
DirtyBarbie:youre pretty lonely, arent ya...?
DirtyBarbie:theres support groups for that you know...
QUICKSILVER902: whats your proboblum
DirtyBarbie:my proboblum...?
QUICKSILVER902: ummm yea
DirtyBarbie:i wasnt aware i had a proboblum......why dont you tell me what my proboblum is... sounds painful...
DirtyBarbie:seriously though....theres help out there for you.
DirtyBarbie:i hear plastic surgery works wonders....maybe a little obedience training...
DirtyBarbie:you'll get laid someday....just keep your hopes up, little fella'.

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LW2250: hi
DirtyBarbie:hi...
LW2250: whats up?
DirtyBarbie:nuffin'.....just drinking a bud...watchin' the game...
LW2250: i see
LW2250: i'm drinking heineken
DirtyBarbie:ahh...
LW2250: whassa?
DirtyBarbie:umm..translation...?
LW2250: whats up?
DirtyBarbie:umm......coulda sworn we went over this...
LW2250: yeah
LW2250: so..
DirtyBarbie:so...?
LW2250: u tell me
LW2250: barbie
DirtyBarbie:huh...?
LW2250: u tell me barbie
DirtyBarbie:tell you barbie what...?
LW2250: what do u wanna talk about?
DirtyBarbie:i wanna talk...?
LW2250: about?
DirtyBarbie:umm.....what...?
LW2250: WHAT DO YOU FEEL LIKE TALKING ABOUT?
DirtyBarbie:i feel like talking...?
LW2250: about?
DirtyBarbie:about what...?
LW2250: u tell me
DirtyBarbie:tell you what...?
LW2250: what u wanna talk about
DirtyBarbie:i wanna talk...?
LW2250: about?
DirtyBarbie:about what...?
LW2250: u tell me
DirtyBarbie:tell you what....?
LW2250: what u wanna talk about
DirtyBarbie:i wanna talk...?
LW2250: about?
DirtyBarbie:about what...?
LW2250: u tell me
DirtyBarbie:tell you what...?
LW2250: what u wanna talk about
DirtyBarbie:i wanna talk...?
LW2250: about?
DirtyBarbie:about what...?
LW2250: u tell me
DirtyBarbie:tell you what..?
LW2250: what u wanna talk about
LW2250: well?
DirtyBarbie:huh...?
LW2250: what do u wanna talk about?
DirtyBarbie:i wanna talk...?
LW2250: about?
DirtyBarbie:about what...?
LW2250: u tell me
DirtyBarbie:tell you what...?
LW2250: what u wanna talk about
DirtyBarbie:i wanna talk...?
LW2250: about?
DirtyBarbie:about what...?
LW2250: u tell me
DirtyBarbie:tell you what...?
LW2250: what u wanna talk about
DirtyBarbie:i wanna talk...?
LW2250: about?
DirtyBarbie:about what...?
LW2250: u tell me
DirtyBarbie:tell you what...?
LW2250: what u wanna talk about
DirtyBarbie:i wanna talk...?
LW2250: about?
DirtyBarbie:about what...?
LW2250: u tell me
DirtyBarbie:tell you what...?
LW2250: what u wanna talk about
DirtyBarbie:i wanna talk...?
LW2250: about?
DirtyBarbie:about what...?
LW2250: u tell me
DirtyBarbie:tell you what...?
LW2250: what u wanna talk about
DirtyBarbie:i wanna talk...?
LW2250: about?
DirtyBarbie:ok that got old.
LW2250: what do u wanna talk about?
DirtyBarbie:DUDE,,,,thats SO enough.
LW2250: well?
DirtyBarbie:WELL WHAT...?? GO AWAY ALREADY...!!!
LW2250: ?
LW2250: whats your problem?
DirtyBarbie:whats YOUR problem...?
LW2250: YOU
DirtyBarbie:then GO AWAY...
LW2250: YOU
DirtyBarbie:you IM'd me, jackass...
LW2250: bitch
DirtyBarbie:dumbass...
LW2250: u have nothing to talk about
LW2250: loser
DirtyBarbie:sheesh youre a freakin' crack baby....get a life already...
LW2250: u
DirtyBarbie:vwxyz...?
LW2250: gdfgasd
DirtyBarbie:thats not how you spell the alphabet, you little necropedizoophile...!!
LW2250: knmb