BPequop: will you merry me?
NetCritter: sure. name the time and place and I'll be there.
BPequop: today..at 11.. and remember now.. I did say mErry.. not mArry..:)
NetCritter: bummer. i'm busy.
BPequop: oh darn.. how about lunch?
NetCritter: busy till 4. besides, i don't even know you.
BPequop: what better way to get to know each other?
BPequop: will you tell me about you
NetCritter: i don't meet up with people i don't know from aol. sorry.
BPequop: so how else do you get to know me? can we meet at the laundramat?
NetCritter: not to sound entirely rude, but why would i want to get to know you?
BPequop: cause i am handsome, intelligent, witty, sexy, virile, funny, romantic, loving, caring, sensitive and extremely modest?
NetCritter: all that and a bag of chips i'm sure. however, i don't recall signing up for AOL's dating service anywhere...
BPequop: me either.. and i cant eat the chips ..not on my diet today
NetCritter: well, then you're missing out. cause at least chips could be a possibility in your future.
BPequop: hmmm....ok.. so I will try the chips..:)
NetCritter: good idea! enjoy
BPequop: bring me some?
NetCritter: sorry, gots too much work to do to even consider it.
BPequop: me too...but i am considering it anyway
NetCritter: well make a trip to the store
BPequop: will you meet me there...by the chicken coolers?
NetCritter: sure. i'll be wearing a lime green mu-mu with curlers in my hair. very sexy so watch out.
BPequop: jsut what i want...:))))
NetCritter: then today's your lucky day. better hurry before i eat all the chips. i'm really hungry today.
BPequop: so what store?
NetCritter: hmmm there's a harmons at brickyard. nice chip selection.
BPequop: ok.. what time?
NetCritter: how about 10:30
BPequop: damn. in 10 minutes..
BPequop: make it 11
NetCritter: can't. i'll have fainted from hunger by then.
BPequop: i will feed you
NetCritter: careful. i might chew your fingers off.
BPequop: then the fingers are all i will give you...i am pretty quick with the fingers you know..
NetCritter: aw well my mother always told me to watch out for men with fast hands. guess i'll take her advice.
BPequop: I lied. .my hands are really slow
NetCritter: liars... another bad quality
BPequop: damn.. curses...foiled again
NetCritter: profanity. yet another strike.
BPequop: oh oh.. maybe i should go to church huh?
NetCritter: good idea
NetCritter: maybe you can find a nice girl there
BPequop: will you be there?
NetCritter: never
BPequop: then where do we meet?
NetCritter: guess we'd better not.
BPequop: i cant live without you
NetCritter: no one thinks that, but miraculously, they do.
BPequop: I cant, honest..i cant
NetCritter: co-dependancy isn't a pretty thing.
BPequop: its all i got..
NetCritter: have you spoken with a therapist about that? it might help.
BPequop: nah.. therapists are crazy
NetCritter: only the good ones. they can relate.
BPequop: then i am in luck.
BPequop: mine relates pretty good
NetCritter: awesome