This guy is a little slow. Seriously, the guy is 50 years old, married and has his wife as his #1 friend. If I wasn't so damned nice, I'd send her a copy of his emails.

----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: RANDY
Date: Feb 15, 2007 10:53 PM

HELLO HOW ARE IT DONT LOOK LIKE YOU GOT ANY MELPN I LIKE TO SEE THE REALLY THING LIKE YOU TISS

----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: Christine
Date: Feb 15, 2007 11:21 PM

I'm sorry, but I can't make any sense out of the stupidity of your email. Please come back after you loose the CAPS lock and take a remedial spelling class.

----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: RANDY
Date: Feb 15, 2007 11:34 PM

hello how are i said i would like to see your tiss

----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: Christine
Feb 15, 2007 11:49 PM

Sorry dipshit. I looked it up and 'tiss' isn't in the dictionary. I still have no idea what you're saying.

----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: RANDY
Date: Feb 15, 2007 11:55 PM

hello did you get it that time you can send it to me

----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: Christine
Feb 15, 2007 11:58 PM

What exactly am I supposed to be sending to you?

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He never replied again, so maybe he couldn't figure out what it was he was asking for either.

I take that back, he replied. But I still think he's seriously fucking stupid to think I actually have melons in my shirt.

----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: RANDY
Date: Feb 24, 2007 11:27 PM

I WANT TO SEE THE REAL MELON IN YOUR SHIRT

----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: Christine
Date: Feb 25, 2007 1:33 PM

You are nothing but a stupid piece of shit.

Don't bother me again.

This time, I think I'm telling your wife that you're going around asking women for pictures of their tits.