This is my idea of a complete asshole. Here's the rundown. When I moved back from Chicago almost 9 years ago, this asshole on AIM started IM'ing me. At first, he comes across as pretty nice, then he starts hitting on you, then he turns into the biggest turd imaginable after he gets turned down. I have 5 or 6 (maybe more) of his screen names blocked. He usually lays low for quite a while, then comes back with a new screen name and starts his shit all over. The guy hasn't been laid (by his own admission) in over 6 years. I don't know how he thinks he's going to find someone while being one of the biggest fucktards on the planet. I have him on my old Moron's site. I'll have to see if I can find his picture. Not only is he stupid, arrogant, judgemental and rude, he's also butt-fuckin ugly!

IWriterws [7:24 P.M.]: hi
IWriterws [7:25 P.M.]: hows the little web designer
IWriterws [7:25 P.M.]: i'm lookin for a woman
IWriterws [7:26 P.M.]: i own a condo, drive a porsche, have a RV and a motorcycle
IWriterws [7:26 P.M.]: and a high paying job
IWriterws [7:26 P.M.]: do you want some of this
IWriterws [7:26 P.M.]: lol
IWriterws [7:27 P.M.]: i mean how else do you go about it
NetCritter [7:27 P.M.]: no thanks. you'll have to look for a woman elsewhere.
IWriterws [7:27 P.M.]: why is that
NetCritter [7:27 P.M.]: i'm not interested.
IWriterws [7:27 P.M.]: well you do realize you are missing out based on the description alone right
NetCritter [7:28 P.M.]: i'm not missing out on anything.
IWriterws [7:28 P.M.]: well youre missing a better attitude that's for sure
NetCritter [7:28 P.M.]: i also won't miss your arrogance
NetCritter [7:29 P.M.]: but thanks anyway.
IWriterws [7:29 P.M.]: just trying to describe me
IWriterws [7:29 P.M.]: not arrogance
IWriterws [7:29 P.M.]: if i'm well off i'm arrogant
IWriterws [7:29 P.M.]: if i'm not well off i'm a loser
NetCritter [7:29 P.M.]: well, i don't recall stating anywhere that i was into descriptions
IWriterws [7:29 P.M.]: can't win with you women
IWriterws [7:29 P.M.]: i'm importing a russian
NetCritter [7:29 P.M.]: and i also don't recall stating that i was online looking for men
IWriterws [7:30 P.M.]: yes you did
IWriterws [7:30 P.M.]: just the mere fact you are online means youre looking for a man online
NetCritter [7:30 P.M.]: yeah sure i did...
NetCritter [7:30 P.M.]: oh ok
NetCritter [7:30 P.M.]: since i have a boyfriend and i'm completely happy, then why would i need to look for more?
NetCritter [7:30 P.M.]: sorry, you're a moron. go find someone else.
IWriterws [7:31 P.M.]: look you're dating less of a man
IWriterws [7:31 P.M.]: trust me
IWriterws [7:31 P.M.]: bye
NetCritter [7:31 P.M.]: you're also judgemental along with arrogant. i don't like either quality.
IWriterws [7:31 P.M.]: you dont like anything
NetCritter [7:31 P.M.]: so definitely, i'm ahead
IWriterws [7:31 P.M.]: i know you
IWriterws [7:31 P.M.]: your attitude sucks shit always has
IWriterws [7:31 P.M.]: doesn't change with time either
IWriterws [7:32 P.M.]: need to learn how to talk to a man who has as much to offer as i do
NetCritter [7:32 P.M.]: oh let me guess. you're that ASSHOLE who has been stalking me for years? go fuck yourself.
IWriterws [7:32 P.M.]: hardly a stalker haha
NetCritter [7:32 P.M.]: assholes only offer misery. get bent.
IWriterws [7:32 P.M.]: i wouldn't waste my time following you around
IWriterws [7:32 P.M.]: i've built an empire
NetCritter [7:32 P.M.]: whatever. everytime you get a new screen name you bug the shit out of me. i probably have 5 of them blocked.
NetCritter [7:32 P.M.]: yeah, an empire in your pathetic RV.
IWriterws [7:33 P.M.]: well let me save you from blocking me
NetCritter [7:33 P.M.]: your lonely little world
IWriterws [7:33 P.M.]: ciao baby
NetCritter [7:33 P.M.]: it's about time.
NetCritter [7:33 P.M.]: fuckwad
IWriterws [7:33 P.M.]: no i have much to offer the right woman
NetCritter [7:33 P.M.]: go jerk off
IWriterws [7:33 P.M.]: you're not it
NetCritter [7:33 P.M.]: if you were so wonderful, you'd have someone by now.
IWriterws [7:33 P.M.]: i've been busy building
NetCritter [7:33 P.M.]: but since you're such a dick, you'll always be lonely
NetCritter [7:33 P.M.]: sucking your own cock
IWriterws [7:33 P.M.]: now i'm established i seek the right one
NetCritter [7:34 P.M.]: good for you now leave me the fuck alone. how many times do i have to tell you that?
IWriterws [7:34 P.M.]: the man you think i am is the man you're currently with
IWriterws [7:34 P.M.]: byeeeee
NetCritter [7:34 P.M.]: you make no sense at all
NetCritter [7:34 P.M.]: piss head
IWriterws [7:34 P.M.]: is your bf a grease monkey
IWriterws [7:34 P.M.]: truck driver?
NetCritter [7:34 P.M.]: no he isn't
NetCritter [7:34 P.M.]: not that it's any of your business
IWriterws [7:34 P.M.]: landscaper
NetCritter [7:35 P.M.]: at least he isn't a complete asswipe like yourself.
IWriterws [7:35 P.M.]: i'm an asswipe to total bitches
NetCritter [7:35 P.M.]: you're just an asswipe who can't deal with rejection
IWriterws [7:35 P.M.]: lol
IWriterws [7:35 P.M.]: yeah i really am missing out on all those kids you have
IWriterws [7:35 P.M.]: that beat up pice of shitt yoyu live in
IWriterws [7:35 P.M.]: big loss
NetCritter [7:35 P.M.]: haha yeah whatever you say
IWriterws [7:35 P.M.]: yes whatever i say
NetCritter [7:35 P.M.]: you don't know jack shit.
IWriterws [7:36 P.M.]: go plant peas
IWriterws [7:36 P.M.]: bye
NetCritter [7:36 P.M.]: go back to the KOA and find yourself a 5 dollar hooker