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From: Robert
Date: Aug 11, 2006 1:52 PM

only like the cantaloupes, evidently u have issues. Hav a gr8 day.
Robert
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From: Christine
Date: Aug 11, 2006 1:07 PM

Aww... Did I hurt your little feelings by not accepting your Friend Request?

Go away troll! You're one of the reasons I have 'issues' with this place. You're one of those nincompoops who doesn't bother to read a profile before slamming that 'Add to Friends' button and then gets all pissy when the request goes ignored.

Read all you want. Stare all you want, then go away. That's all I ask for, but apparently you're on the slow team.

----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: Robert
Date: Aug 11, 2006 2:11 PM

by, cantoloupes evidently, smarter than u have a gr8 day
yeti
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From: Christine
Date: Aug 11, 2006 1:14 PM

Are you that same ass that was emailing me last weekend? Can't spell, doesn't make much, if any, sense and couldn't properly insult someone if his life depended on it?

Honestly, may I just ask this one thing? What the fuck is your problem?

----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: Robert
Date: Aug 11, 2006 2:19 PM

nop, im a new ass, prefer donkey by the way, and i"m new at this, have a stupendous and wonderful day.
adios mis amigo, hablar y' espanol?

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From: Christine
Date: Aug 11, 2006 1:37 PM

You're new to spelling and punctuation? It isn't that hard. Most kids have it mastered by the second grade.

I am not your friend, and any other languages I may or may not speak is no business of yours.

----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: Robert
Date: Aug 11, 2006 2:45 PM

hey, met somebody last week here, name logannbittch, that u? by the way putz... antidisestablishmentarianism? spelled correctly, check it out. u no what it means? probably not

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From: Christine
Date: Aug 11, 2006 2:15 PM

I swear they need a check box on the signup form for 'Retard'. Then I could at least filter you and your type out.

Putz? I'm a jewel? Are you trying to insult me again? Or are you trying to use the Yiddish vernacular - which by the way, is a term used for males...

Don't even try to play smart with me, buddy. You're stupid and we both 'no' it.

----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: Robert
Date: Aug 11, 2006 2:56 PM

cantoloupe baby, u gettin slo? go 2 dictionary.com for definitions, hurry

----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: Christine
Date: Aug 11, 2006 2:17 PM

Damn, you're the one who needs dictionary.com - I'm sure that's where you got antidisestablishmentarianism and it's proper spelling from.

Try spelling cantaloupe correctly. Also, know is not spelled 'no' and you is not spelled 'u'.

----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: Robert
Date: Aug 11, 2006 3:40 PM

and what does it mean oh u smart woman? with no tits< thats y u hav fruit there or arr u a dyke?

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See, it's like this. I am smart and it's been obvious to me from the beginning when you sent me a friend request (which I will not accept, thank you!) then followed it up with a shitty email, but now I'll clue you in... I just hope you don't struggle too much with the big words I'm about to use.

You are either some fat, old, lonely fart with NO sense of humor and not one iota of intelligence, who can't meet a woman in real life. So you browse through profiles on MySpace, look at the pretty pictures then fire off dozens of friend requests just hoping someone takes pity on you and adds you to their 'Friends' list. I looked at your profile and I see 21 out of 21 'Friends' that you have absolutely no chance in hell of hooking up with. I also noticed that 19 out of 21 are considerably younger women. Another old fuck trying to bolster his ego. Sad sad sad.

Or, you're some fat, old, married fart, still without a sense of humor or intelligence, who hasn't been able to get it up for the past 10 years. Your wife isn't interested any longer and you stay together out of habit. Then you get a nifty new computer (last May!) and suddenly you're back in action.

You're pathetic, yet you send an absolute stranger an email telling me I have issues? FUCK YOU!

It's always the men with flaccid penises who resort to calling women who aren't interested in them, or are smarter than they are, dykes. Maybe someday you'll realize that the problem is you. But I doubt it.

And what does it matter what size my tits are? If I was as concerned about breast size as you are, I would have had a boob job many years ago. But then boob jobs are for insecure women trying to attract materialistic men. I don't happen to fit that description.

The melons are a JOKE. Try looking that word up on dictionary.com and see if you 'get it' then.