Apparently I make an impression on people everywhere I go online. Great!

I check my website stats quite frequently. I have a script I run on this site that gives me oodles of information, and I use Google's Webmaster Tools to get a little more. One of the always interesting sections is what search words & phrases people use to find my site. Quite a few of them are unintentional, a lot more are funny, some are rather gross and a few are aimed directly at me.

For instance, check out the partial screen shot of some of the recent queries. I think it's hilarious! And just so my stalker doesn't think he's getting away with something covert, IPs are tied to each query. I love it! I can't believe anyone would think that I'm mean! ha ha ha